I Have Squirrels Cocktail Napkin

I Don't Have Ducks in a Row. I Have Squirrels and They Are Everywhere. Cocktail Napkins

For those whose lives are less "perfectly organized" and more "controlled chaos."

These funny cocktail napkins celebrate the reality of juggling a million things at once. Featuring the phrase "I don't have ducks in a row. I have squirrels and they are everywhere," they're perfect for anyone who embraces the beautiful mess of everyday life with a sense of humor.

Whether you're hosting book club, girls' night, brunch, happy hour, or a holiday gathering, these napkins are guaranteed to spark laughter and plenty of "that's so me" moments. They also make a thoughtful hostess gift for the friend who's always multitasking, overcommitted, and somehow still making it all work.

Details:

• Funny Conversation-Starting Design

• 25 Napkins Per Pack

• Premium 3-Ply Paper Construction

• 5" x 5" Folded

• 10" x 10" Fully Open

• Disposable for Easy Cleanup

• Packages Sold Individually

Perfect for anyone whose life isn't running on a schedule—it's running on caffeine, good intentions, and a few very distracted squirrels.